20. Vegan. Ass Kicker of Anorexia Nervosa, Depression, Severe Social Anxiety Disorder, and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I just finished my Junior Year of College/University. My Instagram is Martin_Shields and my Twitter is MartinShields3. I'm obsessed with Sports, Writing, Reading, and my angel of a girlfriend who owns my heart.

 

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

hornyvirgindiaries:

If women don’t do things for men or care for men’s opinions, why do we go on and on about not caring for their opinions? If you truly didn’t care, you wouldn’t let it bother you so goddamn much. Just shut the fuck up and do whatever you want and if someone says something about it, WHO THE FUCK CARES.

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language